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[casually gets emotional about Steve Rogers]
10 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Disney Parks
More facts on Ultrafacts!
There’s one real skull left??? As in there used to be MORE?!
There are trash cans every 26 feet because that is the most steps someone will take before throwing garbage on the ground.
The magic kingdom park is designed like a hub and spoke so you can efficiently get from one area of the park to the other by crossing through the center.
All the sidewalks are painted red so that when the park is crowded your subconscious can recognize the difference in elevation. That way you don’t trip and get trampled by the crowds.
The cast are swapped out every 10 minutes to prevent heat stroke. They tried making water cooled suits but they caused hypothermia.
Imagine Teddy getting a howler from Tonks and he starts to freak out but when he opens it, it’s like
TEDDY GUESS WHAT, THE WEIRD SISTERS ARE COMING TO TOWN. PACK YOUR THINGS, SON, I ALREADY TALKED TO MCGONAGALL AND SHE SAID IT’S COOL. MERLIN’S PANTS I’M SO EXCITED. DON’T TELL ANYONE OKAY, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T TELL DAD EITHER. OH FUCK, IS THIS A HOWLER? I FUCKED UP, I FUCKED UP.
And Remus at the teachers table covering his face to hide his laughter.